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12 Days of an In Death Christmas by Summer
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This is my Christmas gift for everyone who reads and those who review my work. Thank you all... Here's wishing everyone a happy new year and lots of happy reading!

The Twelve Days of an In Death Christmas
By Summer


Eve shares with Peabody some of the benefits of Christmas, when Roarke is your 'true love'


"So, on the first day of Christmas, my Roarke gives to me...
A jar of cherries and a can of whipped cream."
Eve smiles, and Peabody sighs.


"On the second day of Christmas, my Roarke gives to me...
Two diamond earrings,
and a jar of cherries and a can of whipped cream."
"Gee, wonder what your gonna do with the whipped cream."
"Would you believe an ice cream sundae?"
"No."


"Anyway, on the third day of Christmas, my Roarke gives to me...
Three candy bars,
Two diamond earrings,
and a jar of cherries and a can of whipped cream."
"Where'd you stash the candy?"
"I'm not telling."


"So, on the forth day of Christmas, what did your Roarke give to you?"
"Four cashmere gloves,
Three candy bars,
Two diamond earrings,
and cherries and whipped cream."
"Did he give you four cause he knew you'd loose them pretty quickly?"
"Shut up."


"For the fifth day of Christmas, my Roarke, MY ROARKE, gave to me...
Five ruby bracelets.
Four gloves,
Imported chocolate,
Diamond earrings,
and Roarke to lick whipped cream off of me."
"Bitch."
"I know."


"On the sixth day of Christmas, my Roarke gave to me...
Six cat toys,
Five ruby bracelets.
Four warm gloves,
Three tasty candy bars,
Two shinny earrings,
And, yeah, you know what we did with the whipped cream."
"Cat toys?"
"Yeah, I think he was running out of ideas for a minute there."


"On the seventh day of Christmas, my Roarke gave to me...
Seven days of sun, on the private island, of course,
Six toys for cats,
Five ruby bracelets.
Four gloves,
Three chocolate bars,
Two earrings,
And have I told you how I have a strong affection for cherries?"
"You did seem to get a tan," Peabody noted.


"On the eight day of Christmas, my Roarke gave to me...
Eight kinky outfits,
Seven days of paradise,
Six cat toys,
Five ruby bracelets.
Four fuzzy gloves,
Three gooey candy bars,
Two gleaming gems,
And Summerset was kinda pissed about having to clean cherries out of silk sheets."
"Kinky outfits? Isn't that more of a gift to himself?"
"I said the same thing."


"For the ninth day of Christmas, my Roarke gave to me...
Nine fancy dresses, and nine occasions were going to where I have to wear them,
Eight outfits where no occasion will get me to wear them in public,
Seven days where outfits where not required,
Six cat toys,
Five ruby bracelets.
Four gloves, to complete any winter survival outfit,
Three candy pieces,
Two earrings, to dress up any dress,
And whipped cream."
"Somehow, you don't seem really happy about the fancy dresses."
"Who the hell goes to nine different Christmas parties?"
"The richest guy on the planet?"
Eve only glared.


"On the tenth day of Christmas, my Roarke gave to me...
Ten thousand dollars, to any charity in my name,
Nine glitzy dresses
Eight fantasies for Roarke
Seven days of fun and sun
Six toys for cats
Five ruby bracelets.
Four warm mittens,
Three chocolates,
Two diamonds,
And Roarke and whipped cream, yumm."
"You know for someone how says she doesn't like children, you sure do a lot for them."


"For the eleventh day of Christmas, my Roarke gave to me...
Eleven pounds of coffee,
Ten thousand buck-ies,
Nine dress-ies,
Eight naughty nightwear,
Seven days of beach time,
Six toys for fun times (for the cat),
Five ruby bracelets.
Four mitt-ies,
Three chocolates,
Two rocks,
and whipped cream covered fantasies."
"All the money in the world and coffee?"


"On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Roarke gave to me...
Twelve days without Summerset!
Eleven pounds of coffee,
Ten thousand to a charity,
Nine dinner dresses
Eight fantasy inspired outfits,
Seven days on the island,
Six toys for Galahad,
Five ruby bracelets.
Four winter gloves,
Three chocolate bars,
Two diamond earrings,
And nothing is a better Christmas gift then Roarke all for me!"
"Talk about a Merry Christmas."


The End.